I'm pretty sure that America has been brainwashed by Bill Simons to somehow think that Boston sports teams aren't the enemy. I am so fucking sick of the Pats but after witnessing a Colts game in person this season there is no way I can cheer them on either.
Pats: Stringer Bell
Colts: Avon Barksdale
Saints: Jimmy McNulty
I don't care if I have to put up with two weeks of Katrina/Saints hype, it might help defuse the Belichek/Genius hype.