The only good thing about Scott Brown's victory?
Scott Brown and Burt Reynolds both appeared nude in Cosmo.
Burt Reynolds appeared in Cannonball Run II, with Tony Danza.
Tony Danza appeared in Going Ape! with Manis (as the Main Monkey).
Manis (as Clyde) appeared in Every Which Way But Loose, with Clint Eastwood.
Clint Eastwood appeared in Pale Rider, with Chris Penn.
And Chris Penn appeared in Footloose, with Kevin Bacon.
Scott Brown and Burt Reynolds both appeared nude in Cosmo.
Burt Reynolds appeared in Cannonball Run II, with Tony Danza.
Tony Danza appeared in Going Ape! with Manis (as the Main Monkey).
Manis (as Clyde) appeared in Every Which Way But Loose, with Clint Eastwood.
Clint Eastwood appeared in Pale Rider, with Chris Penn.
And Chris Penn appeared in Footloose, with Kevin Bacon.
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I like what you did there with Manis, but I offer:
Scott Brown posed nude in _Cosmo_ with Burt Reynolds who was in _The Player_ with NOLTE
who was in _Q&A_ with Tim Hutton
who was in _Beautiful Girls_ with Natalie Portman
who was in _Mars Attacks!!!_ with Sarah Jessica Parker
who was in _Footloose_ with Kevin Bacon.
But I'm giving you Manis AND Tony Danza (and Cannonball Run). And Manis has greater importance, beyond the kitsch congruence with Brown's shtick: I figure there's more than a few people in his camp who adhere to "intelligent design." I wanted to make sure there's a monkey in his Bacon lineage.
That being said, Nolte would be a good addition, especially with Footloose retained. We'd have to sacrifice the six degrees, but we could do Nolte in the Player, with Louise Fletcher, who was in The Girl Gets Moe with Tony Danza, and retain Manis and Chris Penn. Chris Penn definitely belongs.
Scott Brown posed nude in _Cosmo_ with Burt Reynolds,
who was in _Cannonball Run_ with Dean Martin,
who was in _Kiss Me, Stupid_ with Ray Walston,
who was in _Fast Times at Ridgemont High_ with Sean Penn,
who was in _All the King's Men_ (by Robert Penn Warren!) with James Gandolfini,
who was in _True Romance_ with Chris Penn,
who was in _Footloose_ with Kevin Bacon.
i'm assuming you are not trying to go straight from reynolds to bacon (starting over).
but i imagine i'm the only person here who is excited for the craziness that is coming from this election?
Of course not. But follow this chain of nudity:
Scott Brown, Burt Reynolds, Julianne Moore (Boogie Nights), Chris Penn (Short Cuts), Kevin Bacon (Footloose).
Granted, Penn wasn't naked in Footloose, but I think he's in his underwear during the training montage with Bacon.
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