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Thursday, December 29, 2005

jon garland?

where did the white sox get all this money? why would you only start spending money after you won your first WS in 900 years. also, are they going to be able to afford hitters to go with thome and konerko. because right now i think that weird white dude with blond hair is in the starting lineup. the outfielder guy. not ross gload or joe borchard. both of whose last names are common nouns with random consonants added to the front.

fear the new hypoallergenic indians starting rotation of sabathia, westbrook, lee, byrd and johnson. if we got someone named "lady" we would have "lady byrd johnson" to go with le-bron james. we also need a right fielder and a third baseman and a first baseman. basically just all the power positions. amazing that we won 93 games with that offense and scott elarton being allowed to pitch every week.

predictions for this year: blue jays are going to score 800 runs with zero stolen bases or sacrifices. they are also going to win no more than 80 games.

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