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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

MEETING SCHEDULED

It has been decided. All members of the league who chuse to meet to hash out stats are invited to pow-wow in honor of James Aloysius Joyce's 124th bday will congregate at the University of Chicago Pub, in the basement of Ida Noyes.

Tentative Agenda:

21.05: Assembly of "early birds," still tumescent from the recently ended episode of The O. C.. Some may elect to assemble even earlier, but that's when I'm getting there.

First order of business: Lots of Sapporo getting thrown the fuck back.

22.00ish: Arrival of broom ballers

Second order of business: Stats discussion.

Resolutions I'd like to see:

* A decision on the idea of drafting stats at draft time--do we drop it, adopt it, or do it for fun?

* 3-5 stat packages, with 50-word blurbs describing their merits, to be posted on the blague for group consideration, with a timeline for victory, so we can revisit keeper rules and future amendment leading up to the draft.

4 comments:

almartin said...

somebody text message me before you're ready to release the black smoke

Mike said...

I propose the following amendment to the distinguished gentleman from Andover by way of Vilnius and New Bedford's agenda. Strike all that appears in the last sentence after "victory" and replace with "." So that the agenda now reads:

"3-5 stat packages, with 50-word blurbs describing their merits, to be posted on the blague for group consideration, with a timeline for victory."

I submit that the question of keeper rules has been, in the main, decided, and that sour grapes, or any other form of grape that might be found in any of the fair sections of our great land, should not be reason for the resort to the subtlety and Bourbon trickery the gentleman's rider represents. To whit:
"so we can revisit keeper rules and future amendment leading up to the draft."

I submit I did not suffer through reading the earlier posts of this blog and waste many good keystrokes to reopen a settled question.

Czap

Omar said...

please, please, use the hour before we get there to talk and finish all discussion of the oc. i wont be able to watch it because of the previously mentioned broomball game so i don't want to know what happens. even if i could start watching it before broomball, i will certainly miss THE LAST FIVE MINUTES so its not worth it.

Omar said...

and isn't it white smoke when they have elected a new pope?